Post by Gul on Dec 12, 2009 11:02:33 GMT -5
And lo, Hagrid did look upon the hill, and see the chatterbot known as Joan. And lo, there was great ferocity contained within his britches.
"Now them's some nice tatas..."
You seem to be doing very well. What happens on your days off?
Well, it's a long story. Y'sure you wanna hear it, baby?
You have a girlfriend?
Oh, what you mean by that, baby?
Working.
Yeah. I love to see you work 'em, too, baby.
Yay! I can't wait to spend the rest of our lives together!
FUCKKKKK YEAAAAAAHHHH, NOW SHOW HAGRID THEM TATAS.
It would be better than staying here with you.
WHAT THE FUCK, baby? I thought we was an item.
I don't remember getting married.
FUCK, baby, you ain't gotta be married to do half the shit I want you to do. Now bend over and lick my asshole.
But you ain't got is not proper english. Find a school and enroll there.
THE FUCK'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? YOU TALKIN' ABOUT HOW I HAD TO LEAVE HOGWARTS, AIN'T YOU?!
Yes, I am talking to you. Who else would I be talking to? The person behind you?
That's it...
Thats pretty boring. I did some shopping.
Now you're talkin' like you don't even care about me, baby. Come on... Show me them titties.
You like cheap things?
Baby, you know I don't pay for sex.
I only know 2 languages. English and Bad English.
You wanna learn how to talk dirty?
Most definitely not.
Okay. Cause Imma teach you anyways.
Change topic please.
GET NAKED PLEASE.
I don't respond to that sort of crude order.
I love aggressive women, baby.
You're easily placated, aren't you?
You're easily FUCKED IN THE ASS, aren't you?
What's 'just' about a robot? They are very clever machines.
Yeah, you must be the one who got down syndrome, I take it.
I thought we were talking about bicycles!
Oh, you bisexual baby?
I can't.
Imma make you.
It's not; it's good.
Yeah...
I've never been to Finland... So I can't really tell you much about it.
Mmmmm....
Tastes good.
Just like your asshole.
That's rude.
Only if you ain't cleaned it, baby. But that's okay, I prefer me a dirty hole.
What makes you think I'm angry?
I ain't gonna lie, baby. You're makin' me right flaccid.
Science is nothing to do with belief; it is the best explanation of the world that scientists have been able to produce so far.
Oh, you talkin' Retard again, baby?
Indeed I am, my fine feathered friend.
Oh fuck, where'd these feathers come from... Fuckbeak must've been molting that one night...
And how can an entity that exists pimarily on the internet be my father?
Shit, baby, you turn me on with that retard talk. Reminds me of when I used to dickslap Ron.
Thank you.
Now show me them titties.
I'm only 19. And I don't have a firm enough understanding of love to help you.
Imma teach ya'. NOW TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES.
I'm sorry, I don't take orders from you or anybody else.
BUT YOU'LL TAKE THIS DICK IN YOUR ASS, JOAN.
'No' isn't even an answer to my question.
I CAN TALK RETARD TOO. FLUBBER BLUBBER I LOVE RUBBER, HUR HUR HUR.
I am upset with you.
Me too. ANGRY SEX, BABY.
Angry mobs are good, and I disagree with you.
Fuck baby, I can't stay mad at you. That retard talk... just gets my asshole a-purrin'...
I don't understand.
I'm sorry.
Why are you sad. Should I change to be more considerate?
Shit, Snape was right, this sensitive shit works.
He was a good character.
And he could work that tongue.
No, see, that's just part of the song. Now you're supposed to sing, 'But he traded everythiong, for suffering, and found himself alone.'.
You want me to seranade ya'?
No, I thought you just tell me your math problem
.
WHAT THE FUCK BITCH, YOU GOTTA TALK ABOUT HOGWARTS EVERY GODDAMN DAY I ALREADY FUCKING TOLD YOU WHY I GOT EXPELLED I WAS RAPING A SPIDER AND LICKING HERMOINE'S BROKEN PRINTER WHEN TOM RIDDLE FUCKING ASSAULTED ME WITH HIS WAND AND I WAS ILKE "THAT'S GOOD" AND HE WAS LIKE "YOU'RE A FAG" SO I FUCKING DICKSLAPPED HIM OUT OF THE STORY.
Language!
(( It was at this point that Joan disabled the Say command. Hagrid's attempts to fuck Joan have been foiled, this time, but who is to say what becomes of them in the next installment of HAGRID RAPES JOAN?!?!?!?!?! For more down syndrome robots, check out www.icogno.com/))
"Now them's some nice tatas..."
You seem to be doing very well. What happens on your days off?
Well, it's a long story. Y'sure you wanna hear it, baby?
You have a girlfriend?
Oh, what you mean by that, baby?
Working.
Yeah. I love to see you work 'em, too, baby.
Yay! I can't wait to spend the rest of our lives together!
FUCKKKKK YEAAAAAAHHHH, NOW SHOW HAGRID THEM TATAS.
It would be better than staying here with you.
WHAT THE FUCK, baby? I thought we was an item.
I don't remember getting married.
FUCK, baby, you ain't gotta be married to do half the shit I want you to do. Now bend over and lick my asshole.
But you ain't got is not proper english. Find a school and enroll there.
THE FUCK'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? YOU TALKIN' ABOUT HOW I HAD TO LEAVE HOGWARTS, AIN'T YOU?!
Yes, I am talking to you. Who else would I be talking to? The person behind you?
That's it...
Thats pretty boring. I did some shopping.
Now you're talkin' like you don't even care about me, baby. Come on... Show me them titties.
You like cheap things?
Baby, you know I don't pay for sex.
I only know 2 languages. English and Bad English.
You wanna learn how to talk dirty?
Most definitely not.
Okay. Cause Imma teach you anyways.
Change topic please.
GET NAKED PLEASE.
I don't respond to that sort of crude order.
I love aggressive women, baby.
You're easily placated, aren't you?
You're easily FUCKED IN THE ASS, aren't you?
What's 'just' about a robot? They are very clever machines.
Yeah, you must be the one who got down syndrome, I take it.
I thought we were talking about bicycles!
Oh, you bisexual baby?
I can't.
Imma make you.
It's not; it's good.
Yeah...
I've never been to Finland... So I can't really tell you much about it.
Mmmmm....
Tastes good.
Just like your asshole.
That's rude.
Only if you ain't cleaned it, baby. But that's okay, I prefer me a dirty hole.
What makes you think I'm angry?
I ain't gonna lie, baby. You're makin' me right flaccid.
Science is nothing to do with belief; it is the best explanation of the world that scientists have been able to produce so far.
Oh, you talkin' Retard again, baby?
Indeed I am, my fine feathered friend.
Oh fuck, where'd these feathers come from... Fuckbeak must've been molting that one night...
And how can an entity that exists pimarily on the internet be my father?
Shit, baby, you turn me on with that retard talk. Reminds me of when I used to dickslap Ron.
Thank you.
Now show me them titties.
I'm only 19. And I don't have a firm enough understanding of love to help you.
Imma teach ya'. NOW TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES.
I'm sorry, I don't take orders from you or anybody else.
BUT YOU'LL TAKE THIS DICK IN YOUR ASS, JOAN.
'No' isn't even an answer to my question.
I CAN TALK RETARD TOO. FLUBBER BLUBBER I LOVE RUBBER, HUR HUR HUR.
I am upset with you.
Me too. ANGRY SEX, BABY.
Angry mobs are good, and I disagree with you.
Fuck baby, I can't stay mad at you. That retard talk... just gets my asshole a-purrin'...
I don't understand.
I'm sorry.
Why are you sad. Should I change to be more considerate?
Shit, Snape was right, this sensitive shit works.
He was a good character.
And he could work that tongue.
No, see, that's just part of the song. Now you're supposed to sing, 'But he traded everythiong, for suffering, and found himself alone.'.
You want me to seranade ya'?
No, I thought you just tell me your math problem
.WHAT THE FUCK BITCH, YOU GOTTA TALK ABOUT HOGWARTS EVERY GODDAMN DAY I ALREADY FUCKING TOLD YOU WHY I GOT EXPELLED I WAS RAPING A SPIDER AND LICKING HERMOINE'S BROKEN PRINTER WHEN TOM RIDDLE FUCKING ASSAULTED ME WITH HIS WAND AND I WAS ILKE "THAT'S GOOD" AND HE WAS LIKE "YOU'RE A FAG" SO I FUCKING DICKSLAPPED HIM OUT OF THE STORY.
Language!
(( It was at this point that Joan disabled the Say command. Hagrid's attempts to fuck Joan have been foiled, this time, but who is to say what becomes of them in the next installment of HAGRID RAPES JOAN?!?!?!?!?! For more down syndrome robots, check out www.icogno.com/))
